THE NAPKIN

“I expect the best, and I give the best. Here’s the beer. Here’s the entertainment. Now have fun. That’s an order.” – Jean Rasczak

 

THAT Commish

 

WELCOME BACK!!!

Lady! Gentlemen! Children of Alllll Ages but specifically those who are Adults and like to play Fantasy Footballllllll. Let me hearrr youuu!!!

RAWRRRRRRRR

Oh, are you new? Do we need introductions?

My name is GOYAADi (Get Off Your @$$ And Do it!) and this is my fitness company. I took my fantasy league I started to give a neighbor diagnosed with cancer some entertainment…and pumped that sucker up to 100…I’ll be your commissioner.

So what’s this about Napkins?…

STANLEY’S NAPKIN

Lord Stanley made The Stanley Cup with 459 ounces of silver to celebrate his Hockey Championship.

Lord Stanley also made a Napkin. The Stanley Napkin, with a POUND of .999 pure silver…is our trophy.

For 2025, Lord Stanley’s nephew Glass Panther will be creating a plethora of new custom trophies to celebrate our 2025 NAPKIN, BEST BALL, and GUILLOTINE CHAMPIONS.

ARE YOU IN?

 
 

Not yet? Really?? WOW!

They warned me you were hard to please…

::Engage Morpheus Voice::

What if I told you…

There will be custom Trading Cards

Called “Trading Napkins”

for the Weekly High Scorers and Tournament Leaders

Like these…

 
 

I also put out weekly stats about the tournament…

 
 

And there is a REPORT CARD in the style of WinAMP where you can track your overall standing in the tournament

AYYYY THERE WE GO!

Let’s do this! WOOOOOO! OK

…You’re gonna need the Rules before we get started, and the Sleeper app if you haven’t made the switch yet…

$5 “Club Dues” gets you ONE ENTRY in The NAPKIN, ONE ENTRY in our new guillotine format The HATCHET, and UNLIMITED ENTRIES into our new best ball series The BB (one quarterback) and The SUPER BB (supeflex) with a “Dope AF” trophy for each (as the kids say) for each winner.

This money doesn’t go to me…every extra dollar will go to charity after expenses like buying the trophies (and paying taxes)

Find an open league, or go to the league chat and mention @GOYAADi for any assistance

GOYAADi