NAPKIN RULES

MUST BE OVER 18 TO PLAY šŸ˜‰

RULES

  1. Be Cool. šŸ‘

  2. No Colluding. āœŒļø

  3. Max 5 Teams per Owner

  4. Max 1 Team per League

    • You can be in the same league with your friends.

    • You cannot work together intentionally to ensure one of you wins.

    • You cannot have two separate usernames in the same league

Please donā€™t make me enforce rulesā€¦If you leave an orphan team, or break the other other rules, I canā€™t let you back in. Just be cool. šŸ‘

DRAFT

  1. Sleeper App

  2. 12 Teams Per League

  3. Randomized Pick Order

  4. Slow Draft, Snake

  5. 8 Hours Pick Clock* (Off 12p-10a Eastern)

  6. Draft Starts Once League Fills

  7. No Redos, Rule 1 šŸ‘

*If drafts are unfinished by August 31st the pick clock will reduce as needed to ensure completion. Any live drafts will be completed with the time rules set by the public league.

**Drafts start August 22nd once filled. There will be only 100 leagues.

SCORING & FORMAT

  1. SCORE: PPR PPFD ā€œBIG PLAYSā€

  2. START: 1QB 2RB 3WR 1TE 1FLEX 1DST

  3. BENCH: 5 PLAYERS

  4. PLAYOFFS: TOP 4 WK 15

  5. TWO WEEK CHAMPIONSHIP 16 & 17

  6. NEW* IR SPOT

 
 

WINNER

The Tournament Winner, and Winner of the ā€œStanley Napkinā€, is the Player who wins their League Championship AND has the Most Points Scored during the TWO WEEK CHAMPIONSHIP among All League Champions.

  • Tournament Winner must provide a shippable address.

  • Tournament Winner has 7 Days from completion of Championship to claim prize

  • Standings will be updated regularly in-season, and before each playoff game.

IF GOYAADi WINSā€¦I keep the NAPKIN and the money will go to ā€œthat charity I supportā€ and my local food pantry. Thanks for your $upport!

RUUUULESUH

Rules spelled out for people like my buddy Jeromeā€¦

Be Cool Pretty straightforward. Donā€™t unnecessarily disrupt the league or the tournamentā€¦Taking the full 8 hours for your picks? You just took 88 hours from 11 other peopleā€¦youā€™re out. Heroes of the Draft do things like let the next two players know they are coming up by putting ā€œOTC @nextdudeā€ and ā€œOD @Ladyballerā€. Other cool players realize that the draft hero is letting nextdude know he is on the clock, and that Ladyballer is on deck, and start doing the same thing when they make their picks. This creates a cool draft room, and the draft is the most fun part of fantasy football.

No Colluding Donā€™t f***ing cheat! Donā€™t make two accounts and trade all the best players to your other teamā€¦Donā€™t invite your buddy to do that. Donā€™t draft garbage and bail so that your ā€˜otherā€™ team can get slightly better players. If I donā€™t catch youā€¦Metrics Jim will. He made a new robot for me to try outā€¦If you get caught I will throw out both teams (because I have to) and will look for some draft heroes to step up and take an orphan.

Changes from 2023

  • Champion determined by most points in TWO WEEK CHAMPIONSHIP

  • Championship is Weeks 16 & 17 Jerruhā€¦

  • GOYAADi will only have 5 teams (All GOYAADi Rules are OFF)

  • Iā€™m handpicking these bad boys this year

Changes from 2022

  • up to 100 leagues in 2023, up from 22

  • Champion determined by most points in playoffs

  • Playoffs are Weeks 15, 16, 17 Jerruh

  • I set my robot to ā€œwinā€

    • Corrected Roster Construction

    • Identified Team and Game Correlations

    • Upgraded QB and WR stacks

GOYAADi