2024 NAPSTATS
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Corrected: Laf98 marked as SB* Updated to Thunder30. League 93 - 3:53 pm 12 /24
WEEK 15
REGULAR SZN STATS
WEEK 14
WEEK 13
WEEK 12
WEEK 11
WEEK X
WEEK 9
WEEK 8
WEEK 7
WEEK 6
WEEK 5
WEEK 4
WEEK 3
WEEK 2
****9/16 - SECOND LEVEL DRAFT STATS****
WEEK 1
PRESEASON
THE DAY BEFORE
FOOTBALL STARTS TOMORROW!!!
Don’t forget to enter 2HUNDRED CLUB to get put in the raffle. Everyone who joined will be entered with one winner chosen at random (by my chicken…Baloney)
To celebrate FOOOOOOTBALL let’s pick the 2HUNDRED CLUB winner tomorrow during the game, so if you haven’t yet, add your name in, and I'll meet you there about halftime.
*To enter 2HUNDRED CLUB
[ ] Draft a team with a 200 or greater week 1 projection (manipulate roster however needed)
[ ] Take screenshot showing team name and projection, include your league number in your message (I have to confirm)
[ ] Post the screenshot in the 2HUNDRED CLUB chat here ( click link, then look for “2HUNDRED CLUB”, can’t miss it)
http://sleeper.com/i/89LZ1pyL1QE5
DAY 9
SATURDAY! Saturday to SUN-Day!
IMPORTANT NOTE #1
It is “Clock Drop Eve” all. Tonight during the pause the clocks will be decreased to guarantee any and all drafts finish by end of day tomorrow.
- Leagues with one round left will get one hour per pick
- 2 rounds left gets a half hour
- 3-6 rounds get 10 minutes (no there is not an option between 30 minutes and 10 minutes)
- More than 6 rounds you will get 5 minutes.
This will be effective at ⏰ 9AM EST TOMORROW 9/1 ⏰
West coasters, set a queue tonight
IMPORTANT NOTE #2
WHEN YOUR DRAFT ENDS….check your week 1 projection, and if it starts with a 2 and has three digits…congratulations! You are nearly* officially a member of 2HUNDRED CLUB. An elite group of drafters.
We all know projections aren’t gospel, but this is an early indication of who had the strongest drafts, as only one player per league “on average” will achieve a 200 or above week 1 projection.
GREATNESS…should be REWARDED
At The NAPKIN…Everyone who makes it into the 2HUNDRED CLUB will be in the drawing to win 1 of 2 one troy ounce olympic silver medals (retail ~30 bones, .999 fine silver) delivered in the celebratory black and gold sleeves. Last year’s winner of this drawing WON THE WHOLE THING (Dunimas4Him, check him out).
The player with the highest week one projection overall will win the other medal, and will wear the yellow L⭐️I⭐️T⭐️C⭐️H jersey to start the year.
Leader In The Club House…😉
*To enter 2HUNDRED CLUB
- Draft a team with a 200 or greater week 1 projection (manipulate roster however needed)
- Take screenshot showing team name and projection, include your league number in your message (I have to confirm)
- Post the screenshot in the 2HUNDRED CLUB chat here (the link shows at the very bottom on mobile, scroll down and click it, then look for “2HUNDRED CLUB”, can’t miss it. Get in before the first game on Thursday! Thursday! Thursday!
http://sleeper.com/i/89LZ1pyL1QE5
Bonus: give a 🔥 or something to your fellow club members
IMPORTANT NOTE #3
All 1200 teams in the tournament currently have an owner. Will some drop? It sure happens…but right now we are filled.
I have exactly 35 UBAS teams at the moment which is a huge relief from being in all 100 last year.
Accordingly, I have several teams that are in 2HUNDRED CLUB if any new players would like to take them over (you can also have the bad ones, but why, right?). It will free me up in case I need to take any teams midseason from the 0-10 rage quits…and raises your odds of winning something (perchance).
@ me in the UBAS chat if interested, same place as 2HUNDRED CLUB just a different thread.
We’re almost done all, get those frodo gifs and cheering memes at the ready.
The 2024 Draft of The NAPKIN ends tomorrow!!!
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DAY 6
The FIRST draft has completed!!! Congrats League 12, you did it! 2HUNDRED CLUB is now officially open for 2024.
What is it?
A little pre-season competition for the highest week 1 projection. IF your week 1 projection is 200 or above, take a screenshot and post it in the 2HUNDRED CLUB chat and let me know what league number so I can confirm.
http://sleeper.com/i/89LZ1pyL1QE5
Click that link, it’s right below the UBAS one, says 2HUNDRED CLUB - our first 2HUNDRED and the number to beat right now is 202.87
What do I win?
There are two one troy ounce A’murican silver rounds up for grabs. One for the highest week 1 projection in the tournament, and one randomly chosen from everyone else who made it into 2HUNDRED CLUB.
My favorite chicken (like bock bock chicken) named Baloney made the selection last year and I’ll be darned, that guy WON THE NAPKIN. Henceforth, this will be known as the “egg blessing” and you will probably win (again).
Do I have to start that lineup?
No…you can manipulate your roster however you want for the projection as long as it fits the roster requirements, take a screenshot, then put it how you want for week 1. You do not have to start that lineup in the screenshot.
UBAS UPDATE
Been really slow, I’d like to think we have our final crew for 2024 but I did have two guys drop this morning and have put those leagues in the UBAS chat, 3 spots open if you would be so kind.
http://sleeper.com/i/89LZ1pyL1QE5
Finally, at this point, we know who the autodrafters are. Ping me and I will come and nudge that pick along so we don’t have to worry about the clocks dropping on 9/1.
Good luck all…it’s happening
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DAY 4
@all last “all” note til next Saturday.
Early reminder that on Sunday 9/1 the clock will drop to whatever is needed to finish every draft that day. They WILL finish before the season starts (you have my word)
There are about 15 spots that are still dragging a few leagues behind that I’d like to get situated tonight since I have to work this week. If you’d be cool enough to take on an ugly baby, this should be the last time we need UBAS services.
Thanks to all of you picking up these lost and homely orphans. I will be adding you all to the FOTP (Friends of the Program) stats so you get to see a little more than everyone else.
First time adopters will be given preference but I’m not going to turn anyone away. Thanks for your help keeping every league as competitive as possible.
Join the NAPKIN “2024 UBAS and Tourney Chat” and @GOYAADi and I will assign you a league http://sleeper.com/i/89LZ1pyL1QE5
Assignments will officially begin at 8pm EST so everyone has time to put their name in the hat BUT I will be jumping in randomly between then and now to knock some out.
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DAY 3
@all If you didn’t believe this was the SLOWEST Drafting tournament in the World…
Believe me now?
If you still doubt this is the HIGHEST Scoring Tournament in the World…
Your previous skepticism of SLOWEST will soon have a new buddy.
Speaking of new buddies, I’m going to jump into NAPKIN “2024 UBAS and Tourney Chat” to sort out any final adoption needs http://sleeper.com/i/89LZ1pyL1QE5
If your league has a need, drop me a note. I’ll be available for an hour or so until call it 5 eastern.
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NIGHT 2 NOTE
Helllllo Again @all
At 10 pm EST please join the the NAPKIN “2024 UBAS and Tourney Chat” for what is hopefully the final call for ugly baby adoptions http://sleeper.com/i/89LZ1pyL1QE5
Rather than post links and create a frenzy (again) I will meet you all in there, you tell me how many you want, and if I can accommodate any player requests I will.
Instructions in the chat
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DAY 2 UPDATE
Welcome again all!! Have you made it past the FIRST ROUND QUICKSAND? If you have, congrats! You’ve already won and your draft train is ready to roll into the weekend.
If not…let’s get those cleared of the squatters by end of day. I’d like to fill one batch by 5 eastern, and then by tonight do a second run through to get all 100 leagues with 12 active managers.
Head to the UBAS chat and put the league number in if you run into a no show.
I’m going to check these leagues in about 30 minutes (been going hard since 11 am yesterday, need a break). Any new adopters will get preference so if you haven’t adopted any teams and want to, this is your opportunity and it comes with my many thanks. Click one of the links below and I will add you in shortly.
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NIGHT ONE IS UPON US
“Yes, you can still make picks when the clock pauses” only the timer stops, the draft rolls on
We’ve run into our first group of trolls. I’m about to put those teams up for adoption. Free extra shots at a thousand dollar trophy and your new league mates will be happy to see you. Adopt an Ugly Baby today! (While they’re still fresh).
To be clear, an ugly baby is a team that lost it’s owner…and if you are willing to manage it go here:
NAPKIN 2024 UBAS and Tourney Chat http://sleeper.com/i/89LZ1pyL1QE5
Thanks all!
Keep me in the loop for inactives
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DRAFT DAY PRE DRAFT NOTE
Hello again all! Welcome to The NAPKIN!
The long wait is over…THE DRAFT IS HERE!!!
Some have asked…why a slow draft?
Pretty simple answer…the draft is the BEST PART of fantasy football. Hands down. Even the NFL takes 3 days to do 7 rounds.
TO KEEP THE DRAFT MOVING
After you pick, @ the NEXT 2 PLAYERS with OTC and OD (on the clock, on deck) e.g. @guyafterme OTC @nextguy OD. 🕛⏲️⏰ and other images work too just @ them so they get the notification.
FAMOUS FOR OUR TROLLS
Inevitably…there will be turds in one of our punchbowls. This year the turds were in league 91, and we got a three pack of 🚨🚨🚨UBAS🚨🚨🚨
Peep the NAPKIN “2024 UBAS and Tourney Chat” for open spots http://sleeper.com/i/89LZ1pyL1QE5
The tournament is now locked so there will be no new players or leagues, UBAS teams do not count against the max 5 entry limit as long as you manage the team the whole year.
STRATEGERY
Rather than sway anyone’s strategy I’ll just recommend reviewing Uncle Stanley’s draft tips…
https://goyaadi.fit/legend/2023-tips
https://goyaadi.fit/legend/2024-draft-tips
And if you really like stats…go nuts, scroll down past the playoffs (#yoffs) for the good stuff
https://goyaadi.fit/legend/2023-nnn
https://goyaadi.fit/legend/regular-season
Feel free to hit me up if you’d like an opinion or have a strategy question.
FINALLY
YOU CAN MAKE PICKS AT NIGHT WHEN THE CLOCK PAUSES
Only the timer stops, picks can continue…pass it on
TRADES open post draft until week 12 and are tracked by a robot to ensure no cheating.
Good luck all! LET’S RIDE!!!!!!
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